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    1. Mr Johnson's last 48 hours: Don't go out. Go to the Cinema. Here's some money to eat out. Don't meet people inside It's your fault there's a second peak. I take full responsibility. There will be steep fines. But please go to the cinema. Wear a mask. There was a counting error
  1. …in reply to @markboulton
    Maybe this government taps into that part of your brain where you forget terrible events and incredible pain. We're all like goldfish swimming around in a bowl listening to conflicting advice every 7 seconds.
    1. …in reply to @markboulton
      Just keep swimming... just keep swimming...