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  1. Phew. Negative test. Still doesn’t stop me feeling like crap though. It’s like my body has almost forgotten how to have a cold virus and it’s trying to figure it out as it goes!
    1. …in reply to @markboulton
      And. You tell me who can hold a swab on their own tonsils for over 10 seconds during a self administered test. They may as well have asked for who can pat their head and rub their stomach. Or curl their tongue. Gag reflexes are not universal!
      1. …in reply to @markboulton
        And the last thing I will share with you is that I think, in an effort to make myself feel better, I’ve reached Peak Tea. I’m 85% tea. The remaining 15% is Hobnob biscuits.
        1. …in reply to @markboulton
          And @emmaboulton just asked if I wanted another. Of course, I said yes. Up to 90%.