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  1. Yesterday, whilst at the supermarket checkout, an elderly middle-class Hyacinth Bucket-type woman tapped me on the shoulder and asked: 'Could you pass me a Daily Mail please?' I was *this close* to saying: 'Oh, you know there is toilet paper down in aisle 6 don't you?'